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Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
I don’t understand the sizes anymore. There’s a size zero, which I didn’t even know that they had. It must stand for: ‘Ohhh my God, you’re thin.’
Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong – normally you wouldn’t say, thank God I have gas.
The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said “God Bless you” I said, “I didn’t sneeze” She looked deep into my eyes and said, “You will, eventually.” And damn it if she wasn’t right. Two days later I sneezed.
Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I’ve been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I’m happy I could give him work.
Ellen DeGeneres, Newsweek, 04-97, regarding Jerry Falwell’s comments
The way I see it… If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you’re doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.
Ellen DeGeneres, On Cell phones and driving
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me – they’re just, like, ‘I can’t believe you don’t remember me!” I’m like, ‘Oh Dad I’m sorry!’
Ellen DeGeneres, on Oprah Winfrey 1995
You have to have funny faces and words, you can’t just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that’s why it’s hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.